Oh, my ache'n but-ton	Shoot the sherbert to me Herbert
This one needs his toenail cut	What are you? Uhg Uhg!
Vegetable salad with dressing	My wild Irish Rose
That salad ain't so good	I struck a nerve

His tonsils are fuzzy	This one needs hot packs
I'm a Pollywog	Look't that clean face
This chow ain't so good	I'll take vanilla
Baby, it's hot back there!

The end is near

You ain't seen nuth'n yet